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Types of talkers

There are many types of talkers in the world and some are annoying but i thought i would share a few with you. I’ve also included ways that you can counteract these types of talkers.

Close Talker

one who speaks to a person at point blank range (usually with both peoples’ noses less than a foot away from the other)

This type of talker always seems to get into the way and gets right up in your face. I’ve dealt with these types of talkers before and there is only one effective way of really dealing with them, this is burping. I know it might seem rude but i have found it is the only way to deal with them. They started it with being so close so i figure it is the only way to fight back.

 

High Talker

1) a man with a very high voice

2) a man who gives the impression of being a woman over the telephone

This type of talker can be very confusing and can sometimes get you into trouble. When it is in person normally it is ok and you don’t really get into trouble, however if it is on the phone it can be a little more difficult. There is only one solution i have found and that is to ask for the persons name but even this is not full prof. You can get into even more trouble if they have a unisex name. If you ask for their name and that still doesn’t help you i would say just hang up the phone and back away, there really isn’t much you can do from here.

 

Low Talker

1) a person who speaks in a very low (sometimes sub-sonic) voice

2) a woman who speaks in a low, inaudible tone in order to trick some-body into wearing a funny looking shirt on a nationally televised talk show

This one is hard to solve, there really isn’t any way around it. You don’t want to just agree with the person because you might not know what you are agreeing with. You could fake that you are deaf but that isn’t something i would recommend. Your best options is to just walk away or to get someone else to talk to them instead.

 

The excessive life-sharer

Someone you just met that tells you everything that has happening in their life, even the extremely personal stuff

One solution…punch them in the face and run! This is one of the most infuriating of the bunch so the only solution is to punch them in the face and run.

 

The loud talker

A person who seems to be always yelling or screaming at you

There are really only 2 solutions and they are ear plugs or maybe the person needs a hug. Make sure you pick the best one for the situation and the person.

 

Question Talker

A person who asks himself a question then immediately answers that question himself.

No so much as annoying but more pointless. I mean if you are going to ask questions give us a chance to answer. What makes it worse is when they talk like this then 3 or 4 questions in they pause for us to answer but we don’t realise that they did this. My solution is to just shrug, if you do this then you won’t have awkward moments where you are supposed to answer but you don’t.

 

Well this is the different types of talkers and how you can deal with them. What type of talker do you think you are? Do you have anyone that is as annoying as the above talkers? How do you deal with them? Let me know in the comments below…

 

About Joshua Curci

Joshua Curci
I'm a very open person and a very honest person. You can ask me any question and I will answer it honestly but don't ask a question you don't want to know the answer to. My full name is Joshua Richard Curci and I am currently 22 years old. I love video games and movies and I keep up to date with all the new movies and video games. I also play basketball and I follow the NBA, NFL and AFL. I also love swimming and surfing and try to do both as much as I can. I love making effects tests which you can see on my portfolio page I do most of the videos for fun and not for a client but I only have limited hardware so my ideas don't come out like I envision them. I'm always looking for more projects and ideas ether voluntary or payed work but as I have already stated I have very limited hardware. If you need any info or want to contact me for anything then you can follow me bellow or contact me on my contact page.

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